Me....Idea.... Media!

I want to say something here. When I cleared Class XII, I applied and never got through the IIMC’s or the MCRC’s of the world. Thik hai yaar! I wanted to do advertising anyway! I did not ever know how to win a debate. The reason I am saying this is that I am seeing all the friiggin channels bloody debating, getting eminent spokespersons, VC’s, honchos, top journos to debate about what happened, why it happened, was it Pakistan, was it them, was it him, her or whoever, “This morning you said this”, “HahahaI NOW THAT I KNOW WHAT YOU SAID IN THE MORNING, I CAN TRIP ON YOU, YOU MORNINGER”, was it some jehadis, was this Bin Laden’s next Quarter plan, “EXACTLY, I AGREE WITH YOU SIR”, “ Ya we have found the issue…. We must bring TERROR on to the agenda“ …… “No no let me finish,, the guy on the ground is asking, why does this happen to me?” ….. "...THE hOME mINISTER FROM HIS hOME SAYS"...“We have raised a viable suggestion… we should have taken that in to account during 9/11… what were we thinking then?”……” Its a very large issue.”….. “ I think that’s it’s a very very big thing, based on whatever evidence we have, lets get our house in order”…. where is ISI, what is RAW up to? “ No no please let me finish…” “ We are messed up… ON THE OTHER SIDE I HAVE SO & SO JOINING ME TONIGHT ON THE TOPIC…SEE YOU TOMORROW…… am so so so so thankful you institutes did not get me in the rut. Well, you bloody TRP-rakers, you money-mongrels, you News-Nymphomaniacs….keep going from Mr. X to Mr . Y. keep debating! Keep talking! Keep walking ! Get more of your Fab-India-clad-voices to throw some more LIGHT. Thank you so much Television. I hate you!